June 2012
I like my women the same way I like my shorts.
phillyboombasto:
stretchy and reversible
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All my roommates ever talk about is "ganking each...
thedudewiththedratinitattoo:
I think they might be gay.
fak u men
puresuke:
not everyone who disagrees with you is a troll and if you think so then well thats very narcissistic of you now isnt it
everyonelovesrobots:
They are so little and there are so many!
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schmittywerbenjagermanjensen:
meatball meatball spaghetti underneath ravioli ravioli great barrier reef!
waenn:
zosan-love:
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The mystery of the universe is now solved.
LOL
me: why can't someone like me
person: i like you
me: no not you a different someone
socialjusticeally:
communismkills:
I’m not quite getting the humor here.
There is a black history moth, but there is no white history moth.
Is it funny that this is a sad reality?
Black History Moth:
White History Moth:
I keep them in cages and I look at them sometimes - thinking of all the achievements and glory my history moths stand for.
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endofunctor:
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
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JUSTICE COIN!!!
A Ron Burgundy Haiku
thestrangerlizzy:
I’m an anchorman
I go into the bear pit
Milk was a bad choice
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commanderinqueef:
YOLOSTONE I CAN’T GET OVER IT